Alan Watts “Zentrify Your Life” Monk Tee
Alan Watts “Zentrify Your Life” Monk Tee
Slip into something a little more paradoxical.
This Alan Watts “Zentrify Your Life” T-shirt features the legendary philosopher of Zen and cosmic laughter, reimagined as a tranquil monk with a twinkle in his eye—and the mind-bending clarity only Watts could deliver.
Clad in flowing robes and perched somewhere between the absurd and the eternal, Alan reminds us (with a smirk) that the great game of life isn’t meant to be won… it’s meant to be witnessed.
The message?
Zentrify Your Life – not by chasing perfection, but by dancing with the present moment in all its weird, wondrous mess.
Details:
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Original artwork of Alan Watts as a Zen monk—equal parts wisdom and wink
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Features the mantra: “Zentrify Your Life” in bold typography
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Soft, breathable cotton blend—ideal for meditation, mischief, or mind-blowing conversations
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Unisex fit for bodhisattvas of all shapes and identities
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Ideal for seekers, skeptics, and the delightfully confused
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: art of zentrification
- Email: josephcoleman-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Alan Watts “Zentrify Your Life” Monk Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|