Alan Watts “Zentrify Your Life” Hoodie
Alan Watts “Zentrify Your Life” Hoodie
Wrap yourself in paradox.
This Alan Watts “Zentrify Your Life” Hoodie brings the warmth of wisdom and the chill of Zen into one cozy garment. Featuring a custom illustration of Alan Watts reimagined as a serene Zen monk—half-smile, robes, and all—paired with the bold yet cheeky mantra: “Zentrify Your Life.”
It’s not just a hoodie.
It’s a portable philosophy.
Product Highlights:
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Premium cotton/poly blend—soft enough for meditation, durable enough for wandering
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Custom art of Alan Watts as a Zen monk—equal parts reverence and rebellion
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“Zentrify Your Life” printed in brushed Zen-style typography on front or back (your choice)
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Unisex fit with a spacious front pocket and drawstring hood
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Ideal for chilly evenings, deep thoughts, and casual enlightenment
Perfect for:
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Mindful misfits
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Dharma bums
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Couch philosophers
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Anyone who knows the joke and is still laughing
Because the path to awakening should be comfortable,
and occasionally weird.
Zentrify your life—one hoodie at a time.
More details
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: art of zentrification
- Email: josephcoleman-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.